Curse

king ram · Feb 21, 2008, 10:11 PM // 22:11

retract srry

1 death snakes 1 · Feb 21, 2008, 11:50 PM // 23:50

tyvm
very quick and fun

will definetly use you again in the future

maverickthewolf · Feb 22, 2008, 01:27 AM // 01:27

hello

Its me, Sirius.

I need some desert and forest missions in hm.

maverickthewolf · Feb 22, 2008, 02:22 AM // 02:22

great runner,know well the missions

we will do more since i get more cash

tnx man

SNIEVES · Feb 22, 2008, 04:10 PM // 16:10

Hello

Just would like to know, the paladin the fi est is a true professional , and an excelent mission runner, we did gayla hatchery like it was Noob island, very smooth fast and easy, he implemented my build (SS Necro ) in to the party setup, to enchance our fighting ability, even craked a few jokes, definetly highly recoommended, will defintely use his service again.

Thks Paladin
Gilead Deathstriker.

aleaf92 · Feb 22, 2008, 07:07 PM // 19:07

TY guys for all the nice comments

Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"

"A cat!" said Suzy.

"Good job! Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"A horny bastard!" called out Eddie.

Smander · Feb 22, 2008, 07:14 PM // 19:14

Need Gate of Madness NM

IGN: Golden Spear God

Mara Lujan · Feb 22, 2008, 07:20 PM // 19:20

Hi I could really use your help with thirsty river on HM
IGN: Mara Lujan

sawn88 · Feb 22, 2008, 08:17 PM // 20:17

i need Destruction Depths in NM for 22k

IGN: Sawn Elemental

End · Feb 23, 2008, 12:50 AM // 00:50

I need Vizunah Square in NM please
IGN: out of date name but clearing it anyway...

aleaf92 · Feb 23, 2008, 11:33 PM // 23:33

Bump: Joke of The Day

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.

"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.

"No" he replies, "I'm just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.

"I''m afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused. "He's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

ViTTO369 · Feb 24, 2008, 08:04 AM // 08:04

hi mate

i need dune of despair and moladune

~Sara

volgaris · Feb 25, 2008, 04:33 AM // 04:33

hi there:

I need:

Zen Daijun 10k
Tahnnakai Temple 20k
Arborstone 17k
Boreas Seabed 15k

and

The Frost gate 15k
Gates of Kryta 10k
D'Alessio Seaboard 10k
Divinity Coast 12k
The Wilds 12k
Bloodstone Fen 22k
Aurora Glade 20k
Sanctum Cay 22k
Dunes of Despair 20k
Dragon's Lair 20k
Thunderhead Keep 20k

IGN: Lord Volgaris

aleaf92 · Feb 25, 2008, 10:23 PM // 22:23

Bump!
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

aleaf92 · Feb 27, 2008, 03:52 AM // 03:52

Bump: Didn't get to play much today.

1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags under your eyes over your head.
2. When the professor calls out your name during attendance, you rhythmically cry out "In da' house!"
3. Your dirty laundry has become the closest thing to wall-to-wall carpeting.
4. Every study group you join gets fed up with your need to take a break for techno and grinding.
5. All your stories begin with, "I was so wasted..."
6. Your Native American name would've been "Man of Running Body Fluids."
7. You refer to sunlight as a "that bright shit."
8. You look forward to the weekdays as a time to relax.
9. Whenever you see a blinking "Do Not Walk" sign, you think how great it would look if you were on ecstasy.
10. All your stories end with, "...and that's when everything got blurry."

aleaf92 · Feb 29, 2008, 12:29 AM // 00:29

After you have posted here and you see me online please PM me.

aleaf92 · Mar 04, 2008, 12:28 AM // 00:28

a well deserved bump

Nemo the Capitalist · Mar 04, 2008, 02:48 AM // 02:48

ill take vizu boreas seabed....arborstone and tahani temple all normal

pm me in game thanks

COMPLETED

vizu naphli quarter

GRT job lets u AFK TOO!

volgaris · Mar 06, 2008, 05:40 AM // 05:40

easy to work with and quick thanks!

VOTD · Mar 06, 2008, 07:57 AM // 07:57

nwm got it done